And they're gonna fuel the battle-cry of my deadly and dangerous secret and
silent soldiers. 'Cause they're all around you .... Anyway. Thought you
were just messing with one dude. Sorry! WINNING! In fact, a lot of people
think the movie's called 'Wild Thing', as they should.  The goddesses?
Alex, the goddesses .... Let me just say this about the goddesses: I don't
believe the term is good enough ... is good enough ... but when you're
bound by these terrestrial descriptions, you must use the best choice
available, right? There's a new sheriff in town, and he has an army of
assassins. Oh, we must speak of the Vatican assassins.

He's as radical as you'd think he'd might be. If ... I'm not just my dad,
I'm ... you know ... petting up the river to kill another part of me, which
is 'courage'. They will lose the rest of their lives as they think about me
and my life for the rest of their lives. So ... it's ... there's no ...
again, bring me a challenge, somebody. Bring me a frickin' challenge.
Because, you know ... it just ain't there. WINNING! I just closed my eyes
and in a nanosecond I cured myself from this ridiculous model of disease,
addiction, and obsession. It's just ... It's just the work of sissies. And
therefore there's nothing in the middle. I don't live in the middle
anymore. That's where you get slaughtered. That's where you get embarrassed
in front of the prom queen. And it's just not an option. Well, I'm not
Thomas Jefferson .... He was a pussy!

And if you're a part of my family, I will love you violently. If you
infiltrate and try to hurt my family, I will murder you violently. And I
was getting a tattoo during the death from above. And it's the banner from
the death card that Kilgore is throwing on his victims. Well, I think it
was Nails that said I was really, really flattered, 'cause he got it right.
And I'm not ... Because ... look at what I'm dealing with, man. I'm dealing
with fools and trolls.

But it's just not ... I'm not fair game. I'm not a soft target. It's over.
Yeah, I sat with two - hey, coincidence - F-18, Top Gun, radical fire,
napalm dropping pilots in my movie theater watching the chopper attack
sequence on the beachhead to go surfing because they wanted to and those
people were in their way.  You know? Dealing with soft targets, and it's
just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee because I
don't have time for these clowns. I don't have time for their judgment and
their stupidity and .... (sighs)

Yes! I don't read anything after it's come out, because I will not waste my
precious time on such ridiculous nonsense. But I understand, according to
you, that there was a lot of curiosity about the Vatican assassins. Take
for instance its founder and death written ... I don't know ... broken down
plagiarist ... stayed high on acid until the day he died. I can't seem to
find that chapter in his silly book of lies. But it's just not ... I'm not
fair game. I'm not a soft target. It's over.  Well, I think it was Nails
that said I was really, really flattered, 'cause he got it right. And I'm
not ...
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