Well, I'm not Thomas Jefferson .... He was a pussy!  It's ... yeah ... it's
an understatement. You know, I just ... I'm sorry, man, I got magic and I
got poetry in my fingertips.  Um ... but I'm excited to get back ... to
work. Um ... and not to completely discount what you just talked about ...
It's just that if I bring up these ... these turds ... these little losers
... there's no reason to then bring them back into the fold, because I have
real fame, and they have nothing.

.... And then, I just got to add this: There was a whole firestorm
yesterday about Brooke being, you know, a part of our crew. And let me just
say this ... this is all I'm gonna say about it: Where there were four ...
there are now three. Goodbye, Brooke, and good luck in your travels ...
you're gonna need it ... badly... So .... And you know, to sully and to
contaminate or radically disrespect this union with a shameful contract is
something I'll leave to the amateurs and the bible grippers. Take for
instance its founder and death written ... I don't know ... broken down
plagiarist ... stayed high on acid until the day he died. I can't seem to
find that chapter in his silly book of lies. Debate me on AA right now. I
have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain; with my mind.

Yes! I don't read anything after it's come out, because I will not waste my
precious time on such ridiculous nonsense. But I understand, according to
you, that there was a lot of curiosity about the Vatican assassins.

There's a new sheriff in town, and he has an army of assassins. Oh, we must
speak of the Vatican assassins. I'm done. I'm done. It's on. Bring it, as I
say. I ain't hidin'. And one of those stupid mottoes, Alex, is 'Don't be
special. Be one of us.' News flash! I am special, and I'll never be one of
you! ... There it is. Debate me on AA right now. I have a disease?
Bullshit. I cured it with my brain; with my mind.

And people say, 'Oh, you know... you have to work through your
resentments.' Yeah. No. I'm gonna hold on to them and they're gonna fuel my
attack.  THE BIBLE GRIPPERS! And people say, 'Oh, you know... you have to
work through your resentments.' Yeah. No. I'm gonna hold on to them and
they're gonna fuel my attack. I am every character in between, save for
that little weirdo with his guts strapped in, begging for water. That's not
me.
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