But there's also ... falling from it ... is the apple from The Giving Tree.
There's my life. Deal with it. Oh, wait! Can't process it. Losers! WINNING!
B'bye.



Um ... but I'm excited to get back ... to work. Um ... and not to
completely discount what you just talked about ... It's just that if I
bring up these ... these turds ... these little losers ... there's no
reason to then bring them back into the fold, because I have real fame, and
they have nothing. Yeah, I didn't care about that vanity card. In fact, I
went straight on with that one and just dispelled that one. And we are and,
I don't know, winning?... Anyone? .... (long silence) .... Rhymes with
winning? .... Anyone? .... Yeah, that would be us.
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