No, you won't get high .... It's all good. It's all good, guys. Quit
panicking. Quit panicking. No panic, no judgment. And if you're a part of
my family, I will love you violently. If you infiltrate and try to hurt my
family, I will murder you violently. Major League 3? I don't know. I
haven't read it. I don't care. You know, they lay down with their ugly
wives in front of their ugly children and just look at their loser lives
and then they look at me and say, 'I CAN'T PROCESS IT!' Well, no, and you
never will. Stop trying. Just sit back and enjoy the show .... You know?
There's a new sheriff in town, and he has an army of assassins. Oh, we must
speak of the Vatican assassins. And therefore there's nothing in the
middle. I don't live in the middle anymore. That's where you get
slaughtered. That's where you get embarrassed in front of the prom queen.
And it's just not an option.   I am every character in between, save for
that little weirdo with his guts strapped in, begging for water. That's not
me. There's a new sheriff in town, and he has an army of assassins. Oh, we
must speak of the Vatican assassins. I'm cured. I'm done. 'Well, we all
have to sit in here and touch ourselves and frown.' Well, you don't look
like you're having a lot of fun.  Well, I think it was Nails that said I
was really, really flattered, 'cause he got it right. And I'm not ...

And they're gonna fuel the battle-cry of my deadly and dangerous secret and
silent soldiers. 'Cause they're all around you .... Anyway. Thought you
were just messing with one dude. Sorry! WINNING! No, you won't get high
.... It's all good. It's all good, guys. Quit panicking. Quit panicking. No
panic, no judgment.  Because you have absolute and total resolve about your
decisions. If you love with violence and you hate with violence, there's
nothing that can be questioned. I'm gonna hang out with these two smokin'
hotties and fly privately around the world. You know, it might be lonely up
here, but I sure like the view, Alex. It's ... yeah ... it's an
understatement. You know, I just ... I'm sorry, man, I got magic and I got
poetry in my fingertips. And people say, 'Oh, you know... you have to work
through your resentments.' Yeah. No. I'm gonna hold on to them and they're
gonna fuel my attack. I am every character in between, save for that little
weirdo with his guts strapped in, begging for water. That's not me. I just
closed my eyes and in a nanosecond I cured myself from this ridiculous
model of disease, addiction, and obsession. It's just ... It's just the
work of sissies. And I'm like ... guys, it's right there in the thing. Duh!
We work for the Pope. We murder people. We're Vatican assassins.

.... And then, I just got to add this: There was a whole firestorm
yesterday about Brooke being, you know, a part of our crew. And let me just
say this ... this is all I'm gonna say about it: Where there were four ...
there are now three. Goodbye, Brooke, and good luck in your travels ...
you're gonna need it ... badly... So .... .... And then, I just got to add
this: There was a whole firestorm yesterday about Brooke being, you know, a
part of our crew. And let me just say this ... this is all I'm gonna say
about it: Where there were four ... there are now three. Goodbye, Brooke,
and good luck in your travels ... you're gonna need it ... badly... So ....
No, you won't get high .... It's all good. It's all good, guys. Quit
panicking. Quit panicking. No panic, no judgment. Debate me on AA right
now. I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain; with my mind.
No. She's not there now.  No. She's not there now. Let me just say this:
It's nothing this side of deplorable, that a certain Chaim Levine - yeah,
that's Chuck's real name - mistook this rock star for his own selfish exit
strategy, bro. Um ... but I'm excited to get back ... to work. Um ... and
not to completely discount what you just talked about ... It's just that if
I bring up these ... these turds ... these little losers ... there's no
reason to then bring them back into the fold, because I have real fame, and
they have nothing. Take for instance its founder and death written ... I
don't know ... broken down plagiarist ... stayed high on acid until the day
he died. I can't seem to find that chapter in his silly book of lies. 'You
have the right to kill me, but you do not have the right to judge me.'
Boom. That's the whole movie. That's life .... That's life. There's
nobility in that. There's focus. It's genuine. It's crystal and it's pure
and it's available to everybody. And you know, I'm tired ... I'm so tired
of pretending like my life isn't perfect and bitchin' and just winning
every second .... And I'm not perfect and bitchin', and just delivering the
goods at every frickin' turn.

Because ... look at what I'm dealing with, man. I'm dealing with fools and
trolls. And Alex, try to get your mind around this, as a fellow warrior,
deep in the trenches: Their entire manifesto is built upon complete and
total surrender ... or the concept of complete and total surrender.     
And therefore there's nothing in the middle. I don't live in the middle
anymore. That's where you get slaughtered. That's where you get embarrassed
in front of the prom queen. And it's just not an option. Major League 3? I
don't know. I haven't read it. I don't care.  But ... whatever. I agreed to
do it. There's just one deal point that Jim Robinson - a wonderful man at
Morgan Creek, a great company - need to work out is they want me in it. If
they do, it's a smash. If they don't, it's a turd that opens on a tugboat. 
I am every character in between, save for that little weirdo with his guts
strapped in, begging for water. That's not me.

I'm cured. I'm done. 'Well, we all have to sit in here and touch ourselves
and frown.' Well, you don't look like you're having a lot of fun. But there
are parts of me that is hopper, because my motto now is 'You either love,
or you hate ... and you must do so violently.' And the reason you must hate
violently is because ... and you have to hate everyone that is not in your
family, because they're there to destroy your family, and they will come at
you in all forms and shapes. But like in baseball, the scoreboard doesn't
lie. Never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the heart ... of the
hearts. Yeah, I sat with two - hey, coincidence - F-18, Top Gun, radical
fire, napalm dropping pilots in my movie theater watching the chopper
attack sequence on the beachhead to go surfing because they wanted to and
those people were in their way. 100%. You know, here's your first pee test.
Next one goes in your mouth. 100%. You know, here's your first pee test.
Next one goes in your mouth. Because I'm just ... um .... I don't know. Why
give an interview when you can leave a warning, you know? .... And then, I
just got to add this: There was a whole firestorm yesterday about Brooke
being, you know, a part of our crew. And let me just say this ... this is
all I'm gonna say about it: Where there were four ... there are now three.
Goodbye, Brooke, and good luck in your travels ... you're gonna need it ...
badly... So .... No, you won't get high .... It's all good. It's all good,
guys. Quit panicking. Quit panicking. No panic, no judgment. And you know,
I'm tired ... I'm so tired of pretending like my life isn't perfect and
bitchin' and just winning every second .... And I'm not perfect and
bitchin', and just delivering the goods at every frickin' turn. 'You have
the right to kill me, but you do not have the right to judge me.' Boom.
That's the whole movie. That's life .... That's life. There's nobility in
that. There's focus. It's genuine. It's crystal and it's pure and it's
available to everybody.  They will lose the rest of their lives as they
think about me and my life for the rest of their lives. So ... it's ...
there's no ... again, bring me a challenge, somebody. Bring me a frickin'
challenge. Because, you know ... it just ain't there. WINNING!

And I'm like ... guys, it's right there in the thing. Duh! We work for the
Pope. We murder people. We're Vatican assassins. No, you won't get high
.... It's all good. It's all good, guys. Quit panicking. Quit panicking. No
panic, no judgment.  They urge you to put down your sword and come join the
winners. In 22 years the only 'winners' I could locate in their toothless
warren were either driving a convertible van or living like trolls under an
abandoned bridge. You know? Dealing with soft targets, and it's just
strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee because I don't
have time for these clowns. I don't have time for their judgment and their
stupidity and .... (sighs) But like in baseball, the scoreboard doesn't
lie. Never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the heart ... of the
hearts. And I'm ... you know ... most of the time. And this includes naps!
You know, I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. And I will
deploy my ordinance to the ground. And, uh .... The goddesses? Alex, the
goddesses .... Let me just say this about the goddesses: I don't believe
the term is good enough ... is good enough ... but when you're bound by
these terrestrial descriptions, you must use the best choice available,
right? So if you think about it, dude, it's like I'm 0-for-3 with marriage,
with ne'er an excuse. .... And then, I just got to add this: There was a
whole firestorm yesterday about Brooke being, you know, a part of our crew.
And let me just say this ... this is all I'm gonna say about it: Where
there were four ... there are now three. Goodbye, Brooke, and good luck in
your travels ... you're gonna need it ... badly... So ....   The only thing
I'm addicted to right now is winning. You know? This bootleg cult - you
know, arrogantly referred to as 'Alcoholics Anonymous' - now supports a 5%
success rate. My success rate is 100%. Do the math!

Yeah, I didn't care about that vanity card. In fact, I went straight on
with that one and just dispelled that one. And they're gonna fuel the
battle-cry of my deadly and dangerous secret and silent soldiers. 'Cause
they're all around you .... Anyway. Thought you were just messing with one
dude. Sorry! WINNING! But like in baseball, the scoreboard doesn't lie.
Never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the heart ... of the
hearts. Because ... look at what I'm dealing with, man. I'm dealing with
fools and trolls. Well, I think it was Nails that said I was really, really
flattered, 'cause he got it right. And I'm not ...  Well, I'm not Thomas
Jefferson .... He was a pussy! You know? Dealing with soft targets, and
it's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee
because I don't have time for these clowns. I don't have time for their
judgment and their stupidity and .... (sighs) Well, I think it was Nails
that said I was really, really flattered, 'cause he got it right. And I'm
not ... But I dare anyone to debate me on things. You know, they lay down
with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and just look at
their loser lives and then they look at me and say, 'I CAN'T PROCESS IT!'
Well, no, and you never will. Stop trying. Just sit back and enjoy the show
.... You know? So ... you know ... within that is tremendous focus, and
tremendous clarity, and tremendous peace.

'You have the right to kill me, but you do not have the right to judge me.'
Boom. That's the whole movie. That's life .... That's life. There's
nobility in that. There's focus. It's genuine. It's crystal and it's pure
and it's available to everybody. But I dare anyone to debate me on things. 
  Yes! I don't read anything after it's come out, because I will not waste
my precious time on such ridiculous nonsense. But I understand, according
to you, that there was a lot of curiosity about the Vatican assassins.
100%. You know, here's your first pee test. Next one goes in your mouth. 
You know, he might be Nails, but I'm frickin' bayonets, you know? I am
battle-tested bayonets, bro. You know? Dealing with soft targets, and it's
just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee because I
don't have time for these clowns. I don't have time for their judgment and
their stupidity and .... (sighs)  There's a new sheriff in town, and he has
an army of assassins. Oh, we must speak of the Vatican assassins. Yeah, I
didn't care about that vanity card. In fact, I went straight on with that
one and just dispelled that one.

But there are parts of me that is hopper, because my motto now is 'You
either love, or you hate ... and you must do so violently.' And the reason
you must hate violently is because ... and you have to hate everyone that
is not in your family, because they're there to destroy your family, and
they will come at you in all forms and shapes. The goddesses? Alex, the
goddesses .... Let me just say this about the goddesses: I don't believe
the term is good enough ... is good enough ... but when you're bound by
these terrestrial descriptions, you must use the best choice available,
right? And if you're a part of my family, I will love you violently. If you
infiltrate and try to hurt my family, I will murder you violently. You
know? Dealing with soft targets, and it's just strafing runs in my
underwear before my first cup of coffee because I don't have time for these
clowns. I don't have time for their judgment and their stupidity and ....
(sighs) Um ... but I'm excited to get back ... to work. Um ... and not to
completely discount what you just talked about ... It's just that if I
bring up these ... these turds ... these little losers ... there's no
reason to then bring them back into the fold, because I have real fame, and
they have nothing. And I was getting a tattoo during the death from above.
And it's the banner from the death card that Kilgore is throwing on his
victims. And that was actually, you know, one of the few compliments that
clown has paid me in frickin' almost a decade. It's being directed and
written by a genius name David Ward who - oh, I don't know - won the
Academy Award at 23 for writing The Sting. And it was his pen and his
vision that created the classic that we know today as Major League. And I'm
like ... guys, it's right there in the thing. Duh! We work for the Pope. We
murder people. We're Vatican assassins. 100%. You know, here's your first
pee test. Next one goes in your mouth. THE BIBLE GRIPPERS! Take for
instance its founder and death written ... I don't know ... broken down
plagiarist ... stayed high on acid until the day he died. I can't seem to
find that chapter in his silly book of lies.

Well, I think it was Nails that said I was really, really flattered, 'cause
he got it right. And I'm not ...   And one of those stupid mottoes, Alex,
is 'Don't be special. Be one of us.' News flash! I am special, and I'll
never be one of you! ... There it is. And people say, 'Oh, you know... you
have to work through your resentments.' Yeah. No. I'm gonna hold on to them
and they're gonna fuel my attack. No, you won't get high .... It's all
good. It's all good, guys. Quit panicking. Quit panicking. No panic, no
judgment. Major League 3? I don't know. I haven't read it. I don't care. So
... you know ... within that is tremendous focus, and tremendous clarity,
and tremendous peace. 100%. You know, here's your first pee test. Next one
goes in your mouth. Yeah, why not? 'Cause it's just pure ... pure and
complete gnarlyisms. The goddesses? Alex, the goddesses .... Let me just
say this about the goddesses: I don't believe the term is good enough ...
is good enough ... but when you're bound by these terrestrial descriptions,
you must use the best choice available, right? No, you won't get high ....
It's all good. It's all good, guys. Quit panicking. Quit panicking. No
panic, no judgment. You know, they lay down with their ugly wives in front
of their ugly children and just look at their loser lives and then they
look at me and say, 'I CAN'T PROCESS IT!' Well, no, and you never will.
Stop trying. Just sit back and enjoy the show .... You know?

Because ... look at what I'm dealing with, man. I'm dealing with fools and
trolls. 'You have the right to kill me, but you do not have the right to
judge me.' Boom. That's the whole movie. That's life .... That's life.
There's nobility in that. There's focus. It's genuine. It's crystal and
it's pure and it's available to everybody. THE BIBLE GRIPPERS! Yeah, but I
can't use the word 'sober' because that's a term from 'those people', and I
have cleansed myself. It's being directed and written by a genius name
David Ward who - oh, I don't know - won the Academy Award at 23 for writing
The Sting. And it was his pen and his vision that created the classic that
we know today as Major League. No, you won't get high .... It's all good.
It's all good, guys. Quit panicking. Quit panicking. No panic, no judgment.
And you know, I'm tired ... I'm so tired of pretending like my life isn't
perfect and bitchin' and just winning every second .... And I'm not perfect
and bitchin', and just delivering the goods at every frickin' turn. Because
I'm just ... um .... I don't know. Why give an interview when you can leave
a warning, you know?  And I'm ... you know ... most of the time. And this
includes naps! You know, I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the
air. And I will deploy my ordinance to the ground. And, uh .... And Alex,
try to get your mind around this, as a fellow warrior, deep in the
trenches: Their entire manifesto is built upon complete and total surrender
... or the concept of complete and total surrender. Well, I think it was
Nails that said I was really, really flattered, 'cause he got it right. And
I'm not ... And therefore there's nothing in the middle. I don't live in
the middle anymore. That's where you get slaughtered. That's where you get
embarrassed in front of the prom queen. And it's just not an option.

So if you think about it, dude, it's like I'm 0-for-3 with marriage, with
ne'er an excuse. And they're gonna fuel the battle-cry of my deadly and
dangerous secret and silent soldiers. 'Cause they're all around you ....
Anyway. Thought you were just messing with one dude. Sorry! WINNING! And
therefore there's nothing in the middle. I don't live in the middle
anymore. That's where you get slaughtered. That's where you get embarrassed
in front of the prom queen. And it's just not an option. Well, I think it
was Nails that said I was really, really flattered, 'cause he got it right.
And I'm not ... They have zero. They have that night, and I will forget
about them as the last image of them exits my beautiful home. And they will
get out there and they will sell me, and they will lose. They urge you to
put down your sword and come join the winners. In 22 years the only
'winners' I could locate in their toothless warren were either driving a
convertible van or living like trolls under an abandoned bridge.  And you
know, to sully and to contaminate or radically disrespect this union with a
shameful contract is something I'll leave to the amateurs and the bible
grippers. Yeah, I sat with two - hey, coincidence - F-18, Top Gun, radical
fire, napalm dropping pilots in my movie theater watching the chopper
attack sequence on the beachhead to go surfing because they wanted to and
those people were in their way. How complicated can it be? What they're not
ready for, is guys like you and I, Nails, and all the other gnarly
gnarlingtons in my life ... that we are high priests ... Vatican assassin
warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes. .... And then, I
just got to add this: There was a whole firestorm yesterday about Brooke
being, you know, a part of our crew. And let me just say this ... this is
all I'm gonna say about it: Where there were four ... there are now three.
Goodbye, Brooke, and good luck in your travels ... you're gonna need it ...
badly... So .... I'm cured. I'm done. 'Well, we all have to sit in here and
touch ourselves and frown.' Well, you don't look like you're having a lot
of fun. But like in baseball, the scoreboard doesn't lie. Never has. So
what we all have is a marriage of the heart ... of the hearts.

No. She's not there now. And you know, to sully and to contaminate or
radically disrespect this union with a shameful contract is something I'll
leave to the amateurs and the bible grippers. THE BIBLE GRIPPERS! And we
are and, I don't know, winning?... Anyone? .... (long silence) .... Rhymes
with winning? .... Anyone? .... Yeah, that would be us. They have zero.
They have that night, and I will forget about them as the last image of
them exits my beautiful home. And they will get out there and they will
sell me, and they will lose. Um ... but I'm excited to get back ... to
work. Um ... and not to completely discount what you just talked about ...
It's just that if I bring up these ... these turds ... these little losers
... there's no reason to then bring them back into the fold, because I have
real fame, and they have nothing. It's ... yeah ... it's an understatement.
You know, I just ... I'm sorry, man, I got magic and I got poetry in my
fingertips. It's ... yeah ... it's an understatement. You know, I just ...
I'm sorry, man, I got magic and I got poetry in my fingertips.  Debate me
on AA right now. I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain; with
my mind. And I'm ... you know ... most of the time. And this includes naps!
You know, I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. And I will
deploy my ordinance to the ground. And, uh ....  You know, he might be
Nails, but I'm frickin' bayonets, you know? I am battle-tested bayonets,
bro.

.... And then, I just got to add this: There was a whole firestorm
yesterday about Brooke being, you know, a part of our crew. And let me just
say this ... this is all I'm gonna say about it: Where there were four ...
there are now three. Goodbye, Brooke, and good luck in your travels ...
you're gonna need it ... badly... So .... It's ... yeah ... it's an
understatement. You know, I just ... I'm sorry, man, I got magic and I got
poetry in my fingertips.  And that was actually, you know, one of the few
compliments that clown has paid me in frickin' almost a decade.    It's
being directed and written by a genius name David Ward who - oh, I don't
know - won the Academy Award at 23 for writing The Sting. And it was his
pen and his vision that created the classic that we know today as Major
League.  But like in baseball, the scoreboard doesn't lie. Never has. So
what we all have is a marriage of the heart ... of the hearts. But like in
baseball, the scoreboard doesn't lie. Never has. So what we all have is a
marriage of the heart ... of the hearts.  Well, I think it was Nails that
said I was really, really flattered, 'cause he got it right. And I'm not
...

It's being directed and written by a genius name David Ward who - oh, I
don't know - won the Academy Award at 23 for writing The Sting. And it was
his pen and his vision that created the classic that we know today as Major
League. But there's also ... falling from it ... is the apple from The
Giving Tree. There's my life. Deal with it. Oh, wait! Can't process it.
Losers! WINNING! B'bye. And that was actually, you know, one of the few
compliments that clown has paid me in frickin' almost a decade. Well, I
think it was Nails that said I was really, really flattered, 'cause he got
it right. And I'm not ... But ... whatever. I agreed to do it. There's just
one deal point that Jim Robinson - a wonderful man at Morgan Creek, a great
company - need to work out is they want me in it. If they do, it's a smash.
If they don't, it's a turd that opens on a tugboat. It's ... yeah ... it's
an understatement. You know, I just ... I'm sorry, man, I got magic and I
got poetry in my fingertips. You know, they lay down with their ugly wives
in front of their ugly children and just look at their loser lives and then
they look at me and say, 'I CAN'T PROCESS IT!' Well, no, and you never
will. Stop trying. Just sit back and enjoy the show .... You know? Yeah. I
did. Because he's nothing shy of that. And it is his job to go out there
and embarrass people. Embarrass them. Not just beat them, but embarrass
them in the process. Because I'm just ... um .... I don't know. Why give an
interview when you can leave a warning, you know? But ... whatever. I
agreed to do it. There's just one deal point that Jim Robinson - a
wonderful man at Morgan Creek, a great company - need to work out is they
want me in it. If they do, it's a smash. If they don't, it's a turd that
opens on a tugboat. I'm gonna hang out with these two smokin' hotties and
fly privately around the world. You know, it might be lonely up here, but I
sure like the view, Alex. I'm gonna hang out with these two smokin' hotties
and fly privately around the world. You know, it might be lonely up here,
but I sure like the view, Alex. I'm gonna hang out with these two smokin'
hotties and fly privately around the world. You know, it might be lonely up
here, but I sure like the view, Alex.

Because you have absolute and total resolve about your decisions. If you
love with violence and you hate with violence, there's nothing that can be
questioned. There's a new sheriff in town, and he has an army of assassins.
Oh, we must speak of the Vatican assassins. But like in baseball, the
scoreboard doesn't lie. Never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the
heart ... of the hearts. So ... you know ... within that is tremendous
focus, and tremendous clarity, and tremendous peace. And they're gonna fuel
the battle-cry of my deadly and dangerous secret and silent soldiers.
'Cause they're all around you .... Anyway. Thought you were just messing
with one dude. Sorry! WINNING! And you know, I'm tired ... I'm so tired of
pretending like my life isn't perfect and bitchin' and just winning every
second .... And I'm not perfect and bitchin', and just delivering the goods
at every frickin' turn.  Major League 3? I don't know. I haven't read it. I
don't care. But there's also ... falling from it ... is the apple from The
Giving Tree. There's my life. Deal with it. Oh, wait! Can't process it.
Losers! WINNING! B'bye. I'm cured. I'm done. 'Well, we all have to sit in
here and touch ourselves and frown.' Well, you don't look like you're
having a lot of fun. Um ... but I'm excited to get back ... to work. Um ...
and not to completely discount what you just talked about ... It's just
that if I bring up these ... these turds ... these little losers ...
there's no reason to then bring them back into the fold, because I have
real fame, and they have nothing. You know, they lay down with their ugly
wives in front of their ugly children and just look at their loser lives
and then they look at me and say, 'I CAN'T PROCESS IT!' Well, no, and you
never will. Stop trying. Just sit back and enjoy the show .... You know?
And we are and, I don't know, winning?... Anyone? .... (long silence) ....
Rhymes with winning? .... Anyone? .... Yeah, that would be us.

'You have the right to kill me, but you do not have the right to judge me.'
Boom. That's the whole movie. That's life .... That's life. There's
nobility in that. There's focus. It's genuine. It's crystal and it's pure
and it's available to everybody. They have zero. They have that night, and
I will forget about them as the last image of them exits my beautiful home.
And they will get out there and they will sell me, and they will lose. You
know? Dealing with soft targets, and it's just strafing runs in my
underwear before my first cup of coffee because I don't have time for these
clowns. I don't have time for their judgment and their stupidity and ....
(sighs) THE BIBLE GRIPPERS! But there's also ... falling from it ... is the
apple from The Giving Tree. There's my life. Deal with it. Oh, wait! Can't
process it. Losers! WINNING! B'bye. Because you have absolute and total
resolve about your decisions. If you love with violence and you hate with
violence, there's nothing that can be questioned. But it's just not ... I'm
not fair game. I'm not a soft target. It's over. And people say, 'Oh, you
know... you have to work through your resentments.' Yeah. No. I'm gonna
hold on to them and they're gonna fuel my attack. Well, I'm not Thomas
Jefferson .... He was a pussy!    And I was getting a tattoo during the
death from above. And it's the banner from the death card that Kilgore is
throwing on his victims.
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